
A coyote caught one of the squirrels that played outside my office window.
While that was going on, retired General John Sheehan was testifying that the reason 8,000 Muslims were murdered by Serbs back in 1997 was because the Dutch Army had allowed gays to join.

I tapped the window and it looked up.
I left a comment on Joe.My.God's blog: "We also killed Jesus, dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, and the iceberg the Titanic hit was totally gay."

After lunch, the coyote had to have a scratch.
Someone then pointed out that the plane that dropped the first atomic bomb was named Enola Gay.
That iceberg was totally gay.