I was short on cash at the Santa Cruz Farmer's Market, so I didn't get everything I wanted. I was there right as they opened, so I was able to pick exactly what I wanted with the dollars I had.

Pretty produce.

- a dozen eggs

- a watermelon for watermelon rind pickles

- three yellow onions

- okra for my co-worker Lisa

The day was spent in a mind-number HAZWOPER refresher course.

I get a bunch of catalogues for my mother and today's catalogue, "Healthy Living," includes sex toys for grannies among its products. I gasped. "Make Bed Time Your Best Time" and "Better than the Real Thing" were among the captioned items, pages away from the Prune Wafers. Goodness!